i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
