Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
where am i from again
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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