I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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