He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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