fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You're a waste of cheezeits
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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