Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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