im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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