What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Drunk is a universal language darling
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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