i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Also, beer. Big fan.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
