i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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