No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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