the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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