Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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