Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
