i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Alive.
So much puke
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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