Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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