I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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