If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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