just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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