it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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