For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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