it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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