I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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