Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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