3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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