This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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