Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
This is the high leading the old right now
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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