I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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