remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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