she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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