we have officially lost it.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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