I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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