lets start a swedish sibling band together
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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