But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
