Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
