Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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