Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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