...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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