belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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