Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
