Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I wish i was in the wii world.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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