how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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