So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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