i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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