After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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