doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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