Only a mothe r could love this liver
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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