I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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