The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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