i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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