i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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