chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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